Here I am fronting my own show on Art. I've collected all the pictures myself. Most of them, of course, are portraits of me, but there are a few on other much less interesting subjects. Fortunately, the viewer won't be too bothered by them as I will be standing in front of them...
I am also a concert pianist. My most popular numbers with audiences are of course "The Bear Necessities", "Night on a Bear Mountain", and "Teddy Bear's Picnic"...
I've also set up my own film production company, so here I am playing the Gong that will introduce every new film. I hope you're as excited about this as I am!
After all that, I feel exhausted, so time for a rest, I think, and a little more preening. Where IS my mirror?
