Sunday 18 March 2012

PORTRAIT TIME

ME again - who else? I had someone do this portrait of me. It reminds me of those old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Perhaps I should have my own cartoon series. I'll suggest it next time I meet my agent. It's quite a good likeness, and fortunately, the obscure little man who scribbled it didn't want paying.

Back from the Spa

Darlings, here I am again, fresh and lovely after my 48 hours in so-so luxury, being pampered by little Asian bears with very odd faces, but quite powerful paws - very good masseurs, I must say, but I shan't be going back to this particular establishment, which did leave quite a lot to be desired. Even so, after all the stress of the past few days, it feels wonderful to be loosened up and restored to my peak level of gorgeousness. So I thought I'd share a few pics which the paps took - God knows how they sneaked in past all the high security  fences, but they'll go to any trouble to catch me in compromising situations, and who can blame then, really?

 Before I do anything, I like a quiet few moments with the bidet...well, obvs not entirely on my own - there were paps there too, but I'm used to that. (Just as long as there were no "plops" eh? Ha ha!) Cleopatra had audiences in the bath, didn't she?



Then, of course, one has to choose the range of perfumes on offer. Didn't think much of this particular selection, I must say, so I went for the D&G, which was a weeny bit less tired than dull old Eau Savage. What kind of granddads does this place cater for normally? And is that Lavender Water behind it? Eek!


I love a really good foaming bath, don't you? Being white white white, I tend to disappear in all those bubbles, so I don't want too many, otherwise no one would know I was there and they might send out a search party.


And I must have the right kind of soap. My fur has thousands of glittery strands that need careful conditioning to keep me in tip top shape. Fortunately, I'm worth it.

Friday 16 March 2012

Here I am looking none too pleased and a bit ruffled, I'm afraid, after all the dreadful things that have been said about me in recent weeks. I'm boiling! My glittery bits are all on edge. It's quite simple. I'm gorgeous, and everyone else is...well, not quite as gorgeous. As my website says "Snowy Is Best". This, however, does not mean that I am not a caring bear with feelings that are easily hurt. I need love and adoration like everyone else - just rather more than usual...Anyway, I'm spending the weekend in a health spa to unwind, and when I get back I'll be even more gorgeous than before! See you, darlings!
Snowy xxx